This easy homemade glaze transforms Catalina dressing into a bold barbecue coating with just a handful of common ingredients. Thick enough to cling to chicken and flavorful enough to stand on its own, it creates a glossy, slightly sweet crust straight from the grill.
Spices, Rubs, Dips & Sauces
Knockoff Trader joe’s Chili Pepper Sauce
This homemade copycat recreates the pepper-forward flavor of Trader Joe’s beloved Chili Pepper Sauce with ripe red jalapeños, minimal vinegar, and a balanced, everyday heat.
Knockoff Trader Joe’s Smokey Peach Salsa
A sweet, smoky peach salsa inspired by Trader Joe’s discontinued favorite, balancing ripe fruit, mild heat, and citrus brightness. Charred peaches and peppers bring depth that makes this homemade version taste even better than the original.
The Major’s Crimson Deceiver Hot Sauce v1.0
First batch. Real weights, real ingredients, apple wood smoke. Pepper-forward, naturally thickened, no artificial preservatives. This is where Crimson Deceiver begins.
Surf & Turf Asian Sauce
A quick and savory Asian-style sauce that combines creamy chicken and shrimp ramen seasonings for a unique “surf and turf” flavor. Perfect for drizzling over noodles, rice, or stir-fries.
Western Salad Dressing
A little sweet, a little smoky, and a lot tangy. This dressing brings the bold, classic flavors of the American West to your salad bowl. It’s the perfect finishing touch for a grilled chicken salad or a hearty bed of mixed greens.
Cream Soup Base Powder
A versatile dry mix made from powdered milk, cornstarch, bouillon, and seasonings. This homemade pantry staple creates a rich and creamy base for soups, sauces, and casseroles—just add water and simmer for quick, comforting meals.
Miracle Whip Tartar Sauce
A creamy, tangy tartar sauce with a bit of depth from the Caesar dressing, some zip from the mustard, and nice pops of briny pickle/caper flavor.
Zesty Horseradish Tartar Sauce
A creamy, tangy tartar sauce with some zip from the mustard, and nice pops of briny pickle/caper flavor accented with a hint of lemon.
Roasted Garlic Hummus with Pine Nuts
Roasted garlic hummus made with canned chickpeas, tahini, lemon juice, and toasted pine nuts for a rich, nutty flavor. It’s smooth, savory, and perfect as a dip, spread, or side dish.
Knock-Off Trader Joe’s Cheesy Garlicky Seasoning
A savory, cheesy, umami-rich seasoning blend that will elevate your snacks and dishes! Perfect for adding a burst of flavor to everything from popcorn to roasted vegetables.
Fresh Tomato Pizza Sauce
This vibrant, homemade pizza sauce is made entirely from fresh tomatoes—no paste or puree required. It’s simmered with garlic, onion, and Italian herbs to bring out a naturally sweet, tangy flavor that complements any pizza style. Perfect for when you want a clean, fresh-tasting sauce without processed ingredients.











