This homemade copycat recreates the pepper-forward flavor of Trader Joe’s beloved Chili Pepper Sauce with ripe red jalapeños, minimal vinegar, and a balanced, everyday heat.
Hot Sauce
The Major’s Crimson Deceiver Hot Sauce v1.0
First batch. Real weights, real ingredients, apple wood smoke. Pepper-forward, naturally thickened, no artificial preservatives. This is where Crimson Deceiver begins.
Grubbing Hot Sauce
This isn’t just a sauce; it’s an order. Major Grubbage’s hot sauce recipe is a no-nonsense blend designed to deliver a fiery, flavorful kick that’s guaranteed to clear your sinuses and your attitude. Adjust the heat to your liking, but remember: a little fear in the kitchen is a good thing.